"Kitchen Crimes In Progress" Glass Cutting Board

The Scene of the Crime

Warning: vegetable casualties ahead. This hilariously dramatic glass cutting board captures the chaos of every home kitchen — a giant knife, screaming cucumbers, a panicked carrot, and tomatoes in full crisis mode, all under the bold headline: KITCHEN CRIMES IN PROGRESS. It's the most accurate description of cooking that's ever been printed on a cutting board.

Product Details

• Size: 11" x 7.87"
• Tempered glass with sublimated full-color design
• Vibrant, permanent print that won't fade or peel
• Sturdy and functional for serving or cutting
• Easy to clean

Why You'll Love It

• Perfectly captures the drama of everyday cooking
• Guaranteed to get a laugh from every dinner guest
• A hilarious gift for home cooks, foodies, and anyone who's ever cried over an onion
• Functional enough to use, funny enough to hang on the wall
• Pairs perfectly with the rest of your chaotic kitchen energy

Hand wash recommended to preserve the sublimated design.