Shark Coochie Board – Because No One Can Say Charcuterie

The Board That Says What We're All Thinking

Let's be honest — nobody can say "charcuterie" on the first try. That's why this board exists. The Shark Coochie Board features a bold sublimated great white shark design alongside the truest statement in entertaining history: "Because No One Can Say Char-cu-te-rie." The sublimation process permanently infuses the vibrant design directly into the glass for a rich, lasting finish that won't peel, fade, or scratch off.

Product Details

• Size: 11" x 7.87"
• Tempered glass with sublimated full-color design
• Vibrant, permanent print that won't fade or peel
• Sturdy and functional for serving or cutting
• Easy to clean

Why You'll Love It

• Gets a laugh every single time it hits the table
• Perfect for wine nights, game days, holiday parties, or any gathering
• A must-have gift for foodies, shark lovers, and anyone with a sense of humor
• Functional enough to actually use, funny enough to display
• Pairs perfectly with your favorite meats, cheeses, and crackers — however you pronounce it

Hand wash recommended to preserve the sublimated design.